das habe ich vor einiger zeit in einem anderen forum gefunden und fands extrem witzig.

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This is the situation....there's a beautiful princess trapped in a
castle watched by a dragon......
here's the end of the story with different styles of metalheads as
knights.....

POWER METAL:
the protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted
forest

THRASH METAL:
the protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
f**ks her.........easy...than drinks a beer

HEAVY METAL:
the protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and f**ks the princess

FOLK METAL:
the protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordeons, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep
(because of all the dancing)...then all leave....without the princess

SPEED METAL:
the protagonist arrives in a blur, starts running around the dragon so
fast that it breaks its neck from trying to see him, then runs all
over the castle, climbing each staircase three times, screwing the
princess at the record speed and disappears before she even realises
what's happening

VIKING METAL:
the protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals
her belongings and burns the castle before leaving

DEATH METAL:
the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f**ks the princess and
kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:
the protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
in front of the castle.....then sodomises the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the princess
next to the dragon

GORE METAL:
the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in
front of the castle, f**ks the princess and kills her....then he f**ks
the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts.....then he
f**ks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**ks it
for the last time

DOOM METAL:
the protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he
could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits
suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as
dessert...that's the end of the sad story

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
the protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26
minutes....the dragon kills himself out of boredom.....the protagonist
arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the
technics and tunes he learned in the last year of the
conservatory...the princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL"
protagonist

GLAM METAL:
the protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and
lets him enter.....he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint
the castle in a beautiful pink colour

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Jo, schon. Aber alt
Ich glaub wir hatten schon zwei Threads dazu, das solltest du als Admin doch wissen

PS: Es heißt Jagd und nicht Jagt ;-)

ist das so ? ne du ich kenn doch nicht jeden threat hier auswendig... hm, einer davon war aber nicht zufällig von mir? ich war mir nicht sicher ob ich das schon gepostet habe... naja egal. :-)

Ob's 2 waren weiß ich nicht, aber ich denke 1 hatten wir schon.
Is ja egal, wird eh noch einige geben, die das noch nicht kennen.

Am besten find ich ja:

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
the protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26
minutes....the dragon kills himself out of boredom.....the protagonist
arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the
technics and tunes he learned in the last year of the
conservatory...the princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL"
protagonist

war irgendwo bei small talk unter beschreibung der musikstile mit den sachen auf deutsch
toll is der thrash metal
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