kennt ihr das "Interview"? es könnte zwar auch gefaket sein, aber es ist auf jeden Fall lustig ;)
Adrian Smith, Dave Murray, Nicko McBrain, Bruce Dickinson, Steve Harris, Janick Gers
British Bulldog big-haired macho tough tattooed real bad hard men of heavy metal monsters of rock Iron Maiden™ put a selection of shampoos to the test.
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Wash & Go
Nicko: I like this. It means you only have to take one bottle into the shower.
Bruce: You always take two, though, don't you?
Nicko: What do you mean?
Bruce: One bottle of shampoo, one bottle of amyl nitrate.
Steve: I don't like the smell of this one.
Adrian: It does give a nice shine, though. But I would spend a bit more for a nicer fragrance.
HAIRCARE RATING:
Fragrance: 1
Shine: 3
Manageability: 3
Packaging: 2
Total: 9/20
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Pantene
Dave: This has the Pro-Vitamin B5 complex in it.
Steve: It's the brand I use. Gives a lovely shine. And it smells nice.
Nicko: That is a really nice fragrance.
Adrian: What made you start using Pantene, then? Didn't you used to use that Organics one?
Steve: Yeah, but then I saw the ad with David Ginola. Hasn't he got lovely hair?
Nicko: Ooh, don't start me off with David Ginola. You've made me knees go all wobbly!
Janick: Oh, stop it girls!
Bruce: He dyes his hair, you know.
Adrian: NO! Really?
Bruce: Yeah, straight up! I saw him one week, and it was grey - next week, it was all brown and shiny again!
Steve: I'm really disappointed by that. He's gone right down in my estimation.
Nicko: He could go down on my estimation anytime! Ooh hoo hoo hooh!
HAIRCARE RATING:
Fragrance: 4
Shine: 5
Manageability: 4
Packaging: 4
Total: 17/20
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Loreal Nutri Vive
Dave: Oh look! It's got Nutri-Ceramide in it.
Janick: What's Nutri-Ceramide?
Dave: I dunno.
Nicko: Actually, that smells nicer than the Pantene.
Steve: No way! This smells artificial. The Pantene's like flowers - this one's more like air freshener.
Bruce: More like those sweets. You know, those Fruit Salads.
Janick: Oh, I love those!
HAIRCARE RATING:
Fragrance: 4
Shine: 3
Manageability: 3
Packaging: 4
Total: 14/20
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Vosene
Steve: I remember this! This is what mum made us use when I was a kid.
Dave: Did she shampoo it in for you?
Steve: Yeah! I loved that. I was nine when I started doing it myself. Started using me mum's stuff then.
Adrian: When I was five, my mum said I was old enough to wash my own hair. It's not fair, that. Not fair.
Bruce: Smells like toilet cleaner.
Janick: Ooh! Bitchy Brucey!
HAIRCARE RATING:
Fragrance: 2
Shine: 3
Manageability: 3
Packaging: 2
Total: 10/20
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Loreal Elvive
Dave: Hold on a sec - isn't this the one with David Ginola doing the ads? It is, isn't it? It's not Pantene, it's this one.
Nicko: Mnnghh!
Bruce: Dave's right, you know. It is this one. Not Pantene.
Steve: Oh no! You mean, I've been buying the wrong brand?
Adrian: Yeah - it's that Michael Schumacher that does the ads for Pantene.
Steve: Michael Schumacher? Ooooh, no! I'm not using that stuff again!
Nicko: Actually, this smells nicer than the NutriVive.
Steve: It does, doesn't it?
HAIRCARE RATING:
Fragrance: 5
Shine: 4
Manageability: 4
Packaging: 4
Total: 17/20
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Neotrogena
Janick: That's a funny name. Sounds foreign.
Bruce: It's Norwegian.
Dave: Isn't that where A-Ha come from?
Steve: This doesn't smell of much. I prefer a nice flowery aroma with my shampoo.
Adrian: (singing) Take on meeeeeeee...
Dave: (joining in) Take on me.
Adrian: Take me ooooooon...
Dave: Take on me.
Adrian: I'll be goooooooooooone... what's the next bit?
Dave: I dunno.
HAIRCARE RATING:
Fragrance: 2
Shine: 4
Manageability: 4
Packaging: 5
Total: 15/20
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Neotrogena Volumising
Dave: What's the difference between this and the last one?
Bruce: This one's a volumising shampoo. It thickens you hair. You could do with some of this stuff.
Dave: What do you mean?
Bruce: I mean... you are losing it a bit up top.
Dave: I am not!
Bruce: You are - you're going thin.
Dave: I am NOT! I am SO not going bald!
Bruce: Slaphead!
Dave: Slapper! (Dave Murray, close to tears, leaves the room).
Janick: Oh Bruce, you bitch. Now look what you've done.
Bruce: I was only being honest. That's what real friends do.
Adrian: Sometimes it's best just to keep quiet about things.
Steve: This one doesn't smell of much, either.
HAIRCARE RATING:
Fragrance: 3
Shine: 4
Manageability: 4
Packaging: 3
Total: 14/20
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Head & Shoulders
Adrian: This one's meant for people with dandruff.
Steve: Yeah. Iron Maiden don't have dandruff.
HAIRCARE RATING:
Fragrance: 0
Shine: 0
Manageability: 0
Packaging: 0
Total: 0/20
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So, there you have it. Pantene and L'Oreal Elvive are the joint winners, with 17 points out of 20. Click on the picture below to hear Iron Maiden's reaction to the result.
Iron Maiden, yesterday.
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